The first chapter LOL x

Hey y'all!
Right so basically, some fabulous girl i know discovered this randomness and got me and some other utterly gorgeous gals into blogging...
So that's why i'm here....
Well basically...atm....the main thing going through my head is food
Todays big question is......
Why in christ's name am i sooo hungry...and why is there no food!!!
Okay, i have survived today on four hours sleep...been submitted to the evil pedo bear.....watched some random guy fall down an escalator...been seen as an orange...broken the internet several times and ate....a bit lol

Right so this thing is gonna be my online diary for all y'all to read...(at you own risk) tehe!

(Bridget Jones stylee!!)
It's time the world knew the whole truth about moi...

Number of friends seen- 2
Number of times i'v broken the internet- 4
Numbr of swearwords....okay...skip that one....
Number of items of junkfood- 10ish (snacks) + fry up lol
Number of new years resolutions broken- 3
Amount of times i've hit my brother-4
Amount of times molested by a bear- fuck knows....
Songs written- 1
Poems written-0
Percentage of day spent angry- 30%
Amount of times i'v said "i'm hungry"- about 20
Number of films watched-2
New years resolutions kept?- 1
Amount of times i'v shivered whilst writing this- 5!!!!

Anyhoo.....so yeah today, well technically yesterday considering it's 2:20 AM!
Oh my lordy my curtains are open.....
AHHH I LOST MY PHONE!!! *gush*
Friggin taxi...grrrrr
Oh my jjjjeeeeeezzzz i soooo want to buy the friends box set...i practically raped it in zavvi....*crave*
So yerrr....i am quite tired right now.....
i went to sleep at 7:15 AM...we stayed up all night...and now i'm actually half dead...But i have cunningly sat on my bed so i do not have very numb legs.....
WOOOOO
Oh my god i can't wait for pushing daisies to come bk on!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I LOVE OLIVE!!! SCREW CHUCK....OLIVE AND NED 4EVER!

So yershhhh.....goodbye for now.....